Okay, so it isn't what you think. :-)
But check out RSM's post on the opening of the CPAC party circuit. It has my new favorite tagline:
"Libertarianism is the last refuge of the scoundrel".
I can get behind that. And the fact that Reason's shindig is being held at a bar during happy hour only confirms it.
Could anybody be more pleased with their surname than me? :-)